trophy shelf

The collection of liquor bottles left across a counter, table, shelf, or any other flat surface after a night of hard drinking

Did you see the Trophy Shelf we left after Alex's party?

by Dinosaur laser fight April 22, 2016

Shelfing

(v) the act of stretching your foreskin over top of a food (example: grape) and then eating it after

How many times do I have to tell you to stop shelfing without waiting a week without showering first.

by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025

clearing the shelf

to sleep with all the men available

Girl, I wanted a man but you clearing the shelf.

by the smexy ass bish May 12, 2020

Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex

“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”

by jlsoleil October 16, 2020

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

shelf shuffle

The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.

Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...

by phish phood December 28, 2010

Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.

I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.

by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022