the gay pilot

It means the unaired pilot episode of Sherlock, in wich Johnlock is pretty much evident.

Person A: Hey, what episode is that quote from.
Person B: Oh, it's from the gay pilot

by now-thats-what-i-call-sad November 21, 2018

piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band “My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin”’s song “Piloteer”, the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.

Girl 1: Hey, I think you’re really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!

by indie_ah January 6, 2025

Sloppy Pilot

It is a blumkin on a plane, that is...getting a blow job, in the bathroom of a plane, while taking a dump.

"The best blumpkin I have ever received was one time, i got a sloppy pilot."

by FilthyRich1989 October 29, 2022

Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)

Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot

by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025

piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band “My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin”’s song “Piloteer”, the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.

Girl 1: Hey, I think you’re really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!

by indie_ah January 6, 2025

Pilot Powder

Pilot Powder:

Noun: Unrefined cocaine, used to indicate a high so fucking strong that you literally fly. Literally.
Verb: To operate a crop-duster in a humanitarian relief capacity.

Note: Aviation should not be considered viable if you are a frequent drug user.

I absolutely fucking love pilot powder. I consider myself somewhat charitable.

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023

Bomber Pilot

A man gives vaginal sex while she's dropping a duce.

I was the "Bomber Pilot" with Trixie at the party.

by Zz131zZ May 21, 2020