Flat Stench

The stench that occurs when visiting the unwashed abode of someone who lives in there own filth. The smell will most likely stick to your clothes and a shower is definitely in required to eliminate the smell. (Deemed flat stench as it is most common in small stuffy flats with terrible airflow)

Saul: It stinks in here.
Callum: Its the Flat Stench.
Saul: I can never get this out Yeah, I've already washed my converse shirt like 7 times it's putrid intoxicating wank is almost impossible to evade

by UrbanNigtionary June 17, 2016

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Flat Stanley

An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.

It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.

Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”

Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

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pwnd flat

Combination of "pwned" and "pounded flat." To be even more pwned than every before. Usually occurs in games, movies or other pop culture when a person has something large land on them, removing them from view and, presumably, killing them instantly. Items include cars, helicopters, boulders and buildings.

Did you see Kumar in that Superman movie? He had, like, one line, and then was pwnd flat by that 100-foot black crystal spire. Dizzam.

by TissPee September 19, 2009

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