wumple dumple

a lame person who doesn't want to go out on a saturday night. usually said by one's partner. the homebody version of a party pooper.

"i don't feel like going out tonight" "you're such a wumple dumple"

"i'm going to stay in and be a wumple dumple"

by sk8rfriendofavrils June 14, 2018

Dumpling

Hes so sweet and caring, hes cute and hilarious, dont mess with him or u will probably get pushed down the stairs, hes got an amazing friend group and always has ur back. Yes he has his funny side but also his serious when needed. Hes just the best to be around and one of the nicest guys i know.

Omg that guy is nice, hes such a dumpling

by Mabeline smatie September 30, 2020

new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.

Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

Norfolk Dumpling

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“Lend us a lug did me an mine abed a’smornin make a gret claggy Norfolk Dumpling atwin tha sheets tha’s a rum un”

by chirate February 5, 2024

siberian dumpling

When you put a frozen pudding pop up a girls butt then commence to eat it.

Did you hear that Jenny gave Thomas a Siberian dumpling!?

by Bigwengdang December 10, 2021

Dumpling Pimp

When you are from New York, you are a streamer, and you make the best dumplings in town.

That NY Stallion is a straight dumpling pimp.

by Shamwowedyou November 22, 2024

Chinese Dumpling

The act of dipping a mans balls in a soup then proceeding to lick and bite his testicular sack.

Amanda: Hello my dear sir, would you like to perform the Chinese Dumpling with me?
Clarence: “Yes.”

by Hello(xx)? August 26, 2021