trail fix

the daily exercise need of avid joggers and hikers

BFB (Big Fat Blob): "Hey OBF, you wanna go get a Big Mac?"

OBF (One-percent body fat): "No thanks, Blob, I've got to go get my trail fix."

by euphemismo July 6, 2011

Goat Trail

Taking a path in life that has a high potential for harm.

“She couldn’t extract herself from the abusive relationship, even though she knew it was a goat trail“

by Professor Joans February 10, 2018

Bear Trail

The trail of hair leading from the lower back to the ass crack.

I TOLD HER NOT TO GO DOWN THE BEAR TRAIL UNLESS SHE LIKES IT A LITTLE "GAMEY".

by Cocobstro June 29, 2010

Vapor Trailing

The practice of modifying your walking commute to trail delicious smelling babes that cross your path. Applies to males and females equally...(though honestly I doubt if women do this).

Sorry I'm late, this hot number crossed in front of me on State Street and I ended up vapor trailing her 2 blocks past the office before I realized what i was doing. Smelled like coconuts and sunshine!

by icemft76 September 13, 2012

Cookie trail

Its the line that leads to your cookie aka vagina

You can see the cookie trail on that pregnant girl

by Amrakkp November 20, 2016

Trail of Fail

n. a life that's seemingly hopeless, a neverending epic fail. Those who lead a Trail of Fail are often emo teenagers or nerdy 40-year-olds who live with their mothers.

My life is a Trail of Fail. I woke up, stubbed my toe, burned my breakfast, found out that my bike was stolen, was dumped by my girlfriend and it's not even noon yet.

by emoboi0716 December 6, 2009

Yatch Trail

The Path a Man may take in his pursuit of yatch.

Jeff sneakily jumped on the Yatch Trail while pretending to be "Chemistry Study Partners" with Leah.

by Brad Wiss November 14, 2006