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Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

or

Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

or

Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
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splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.
"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "
by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017
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Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.
I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.
by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020
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Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.
Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs
by b391130301193 August 13, 2019
mugGet the Splitting Logsmug.

kodiak split

When you blow your load on a gal, and leave without cleaning her off.
Met a girl on tender, she took me home to play hide the chicharrone. I gave her the ol kodiak split.
by Chicken wizard August 8, 2019
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You Split

It basically means you are fucking great at something you do
Person 1: YOU SPLIT
Person 2: At what?
Person 1: Drums

Person 2: THANX
by Lil' Dumb Dumb January 31, 2021
mugGet the You Splitmug.

split arrow

when a small penis's opening is cut open wider by a razor and a larger penis is placed inside
dude my dad gave me a split arrow last night
by muttafugga June 24, 2016
mugGet the split arrowmug.

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