william palmer

Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.

"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"

by Steven Hong December 19, 2021

Slit Palmer

Another word for a "rock climber"

Some may call me a rock climber but I like Slit Palmer more.

by BwuhBwuh September 30, 2023

Leona Palmer

Leona has her own brand called Palmers. And copies Emma in her assigments. And loves Yoda.

I love the Leona Palmer brand!!!

by Emma Seijas March 28, 2022

Palmer

Has a huge cock and fucks with all the beautiful lady’s, he gets all the girls and steals the ones that are already taken

Palmer is usually a handsome man unless birthed by an ugly woman

by Hotmomma69420 November 22, 2021

Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.

Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.

by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022

Scrufftin Palmer

It's like a Arnold Palmer but made with Steel Reserve 211 beer and lemonade

Waitress "and what will you have to drink?"
Me " ill have a Scrufftin Palmer"

by shady in the sun June 15, 2020

job palmer

The most incredible person u could ever meet

Job Palmer is awesome

by Yonddj December 1, 2020