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naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.
As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
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G Dragon is a naughty boy?

by sdinaz October 24, 2023
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naughty ehling

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.
A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced a naughty ehling.

B: So relatable!
by bimbambum November 10, 2017
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naughty-pine furniture

Da assorted "time out" chairs dat one finds in family-sized homes.
If you don't wanna hafta temporarily sit still and sadly wish for your freedom to be mobile again, ya need to diligently remember --- and obey --- da house-rules. Perhaps leaving reminder-notes on all of da naughty-pine furniture in yer dwelling would help to keep ya focused on said good behavior.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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Naughty Luxe

One luxuriously bad ass sea creature from a place more mystical than the moon. Where is this place you ask? It is all around you. Scared? Don't be, he's here to love you.
My friends and I were on a boat thinking, "We're on a mo-f**kin' boat b**ches, how can life get any better?!?" But just then the Naughty Luxe showed Up and showed Us how to REALLY live. He was show-on!
by Nettleless October 13, 2011
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naughty santra

When you squeeze your lover's head with your thicc thighs
He wanted her to do the naughty santra
by 563892uub October 8, 2020
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naughty armadillo

when a man whips out his 15" horse cock then proceeds to ram it through a 2x4 peice of wood. After doing this he will then take the block of wood and put it up his asshole and bounce on it meticulously
man my dick and ass hurt after that naughty armadillo
by naughty armadillo December 18, 2024
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