13 yo microwave

loves sex

oh boy the 13 yo microwave sure does love sex

by CIHFR April 06, 2023

microwave edging

When you stop your microwave with less than 5 seconds remaining.

I didn't want to wake anyone up, so I was microwave edging.

by ItsV01D March 07, 2024

microwaveable

when someone’s so cute and lovable and endearing you could just microwave them

will byers from stranger things is so microwaveable

by midnightsage August 20, 2022

Microwaving

When you drift an Electric Car/Electric Vehicle. Also seen in a heard/group of cars.

Oh wow! Stacy was microwaving in the rain last night! Her Tesla is fun!

Nice Model 3 Sport. Took is Microwaving lately?

Saw that EV RallyCross last night?

Yea! I did! They were Microwaving on those turns!

by Stark Mercer May 20, 2024

microwaving

Microwaving is an act of “fucking” someone with the Chimichanga! emote in Fortnite.

Yo me and this chick were microwaving yesterday, it was fucking great

by Condom Ren June 20, 2022

Unplug the microwave

Kill yourself

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.

by Thedillionaireman July 01, 2022

microwavable sweat

When you microwave sweat, and sweat tastes so dirty, like my old shoes.

Microwavable sweat is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 June 29, 2023