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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread
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Leg jails

Mom, why do I have to wear these leg jails!
by anonymous October 8, 2022
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Apple Jail

When Apple charges your card but the card has no funds or is locked, so they put you on probation where you cannot download, update, or reinstall apps until you pay them the money.
“I can’t download that app back! I’m in Apple jail for scamming Apple out of a five dollar robux pack.”
by JnKo June 15, 2025
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FaceTime jail

when your significant other doesn’t want to FaceTime
My boyfriend put me in FaceTime jail and I didn’t get to FaceTime him all weekend.
by CriZtoph December 3, 2023
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jail taco

them beefy meat shells in the jails = jail tacos. think about that shit. got a little spice to em and all
cops locked me up, caught chlamydia from the damn jail tacos. i should move for a mistrial from the food poisoning.
by bebekidd May 2, 2025
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jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.
by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018
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