Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

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Reverse Back To The Future

A sex move when the a male is fucking their partner doggy style, during the act the male or top must be clenching whiskey in their ass. When they are about to come they must release the whiskey at high speeds while holding a lighter to their rectum, this will spray a line of fire behind the performer.

This is in reference to the scene where Doc Brown tries to fuel the DeLorean with whiskey as well as the fire trail the DeLorean leaves behind when traveling through time.

I just did a Reverse Back To The Future on my girl, my house may have burned down but the rush was great!

by AmishCurse October 27, 2018

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future-learn

Future-learn: a globalized school of learng including distance free online learning

Future-learn: the future-learn school management board has offered free courses at all level.

by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 29, 2017

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Future

This means what will happen later in your stupid horrible life. It can tell you the way you die or if you will Mary that kid Annesa. Maybe I will kill myself with a windex bottle and a spatula.

Example: That kid Gio, his description might say he is immortal but what if he gets hit by a boogie bus, followed by a coal transport train, and lastly a fighter jet, and to top it off with a not so happy Thanos and a gold butt grabber. Future

by Buttsuc December 19, 2018

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The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018

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