A girl who you are neither dating, nor sleeping with yet, who is a dead cert to sleep with you in the near future.
Guy 1: Hey, was that chick last night your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Nah, i don't get tied down, she was just a tasty bit of future gash.
Guy 2: Nah, i don't get tied down, she was just a tasty bit of future gash.
by Mrfredash January 23, 2011
Get the Future Gashmug. When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.
"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
--> Cybertruck? More Like Cyber-Sucks! – SOME MORE NEWS
--> Cybertruck? More Like Cyber-Sucks! – SOME MORE NEWS
by The Logical Fallacy October 13, 2024
Get the Futurism over Functionmug. The phrase "Oddball Future" is an adjective used to describe something or someone prerposterous in nature.
The phrase is a play on words of the music group Odd Future and the term Oddball. The term is often used in a comedic setting to describe weird activities or people.
The phrase is a play on words of the music group Odd Future and the term Oddball. The term is often used in a comedic setting to describe weird activities or people.
by MeLikePork777 September 26, 2021
Get the oddball futuremug. by I.stole.your.cat September 22, 2020
Get the Futuremug. For something that is so future looking it can’t be described in basic statements such as futuristic. The word also shows superiority to anyone who uses futuristic
by The Ira is in your neighbourho July 18, 2019
Get the Future-fucking-isticmug. The trend in recent "innovations" where the main focus is powering something with a battery (usually a large lithium-ion battery), turning something into an autonomous pod, or a combination of both. The thing that's being innovated usually works better without a battery or operated by a human being. Coined by Justin Rozniak on the Well There's Your Problem podcast.
"dude, did you hear about the new thing Elon Musk came up with? He's going to move people underground using battery-powered autonomous pods!"
"Bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future'
"Bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future'
by theryrover360 April 3, 2024
Get the battery autonomous futuremug. Ab artist who doesn’t miss and is a city boy for life. One of his best quotes is “ I just took a bitch to eat at chipotle spent another sixty thou on a rollie”
by Chris_Blicky February 1, 2023
Get the Futuremug.