A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.
Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"
by Durk Durka February 3, 2009
Get the Captain Flexmug. The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.
"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."
"It's a future flex nobody wanted."
"It's a future flex nobody wanted."
by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022
Get the Future Flexmug. John Doe:”yall didn’t get this guy like I did before the Kanye collab, unrelated emoji”
John Smith:”doe hittin with that time flex”
John Smith:”doe hittin with that time flex”
by Zroxev August 20, 2020
Get the time flexmug. A flex mode is when a person is showing off insanely than normal
Its either done when a person is trying to get attention of their peers
Its either done when a person is trying to get attention of their peers
by plxykxd May 7, 2018
Get the flex modemug. by Onion Federal February 5, 2023
Get the hacienda flexmug. hey Walter is over there with his gun! don’t worry he’s not gonna do anything he’s just flexing and flashing
by countinbis March 15, 2020
Get the flexing and flashingmug. When you cross your legs and flex your butt muscles together to hold a dump in because your anal sphincter isn't strong enough.
Dude I had a close call this morning. I broke into a shuffle on the way to the bathroom and had to pause half way to do a flex stop.
by hilarioyo September 28, 2013
Get the flex stopmug.