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Eye Closer

Contrary to previous definitions, eye closer actuals does label females as an alcoholic. The current male CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:

C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
Becca got an eye closer last night I think... Yeah, I saw her this morning, her eye was cemented shut.

Tonight let's eye close someone.
by Owl Manning November 29, 2010
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eye water

The movie had very sad ending. They was a lot of eye water!
by Tigress1000 November 19, 2016
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Jesus-ey

The act of being kind, caring, benevolent
Clarie: "Sheila, your new jeans make your ass look fat!!"

Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"
by Lt 50 December 2, 2009
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eye goals

When someone’s eyes have so much waterproof mascara that they are the “ideal” eyes. often used in reference to a photo sent on social media.
Girl: Oh Sydney, you sent me a photo of your face!
Sydney: eye goals.
by tea lesbian June 15, 2019
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Office Eyes

A motion of the eyes, looking for a camera that isn't there after exchanging words and/or another type of interaction with someone.

Based on the characters in the show "The Office", most the Jim character who often looks for the lens after speaking with his Boss Michael.
Michael: Jim, if this is it for me…promise me something…host the Dundies
Jim: "Office Eyes" to camera
by DirtyFrank27 February 10, 2010
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Eye-Badooger

To cause someone physical harm by (inadvertently or otherwise) squirting a caustic liquid or ramming a hard object into the ocular cavity.
(after Michael sprays binaca into Johnny's eye)

"Aaauuggh!! God, Michael - you Eye-Badoogered me Again!"
by Michael Stone December 9, 2008
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Eye Hockey

When a stranger stares at you incessantly, eyes darting away to avoid contact. A goal is scored when they aren't able to look away in time.
Played a mean game of eye hockey with that hottie over there, but she went down 4-1.
by Terrak9 June 29, 2014
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