Dylan

Dylan is probably the worst player and a HUGE jerk. He always makes fun of you and never apologizes. He only thinks of himself and thinks he is the most sexy dude on earth which isn't true AT ALL. He is popular but doesn't deserve to be. Sometimes he can be considerate but that is not very often. This is to you Dylan. You know who you are.

(Says things that aren't true, is VERY inappropriate, and needs to know his faults, Dylan!)

by fineas October 24, 2012

Dylan

A man who is literally retarded as a boyfriend and he never stops annoying you about one little thing that made him laugh. His sister is awesomer than him, he makes wrong unnecessary sounds infront of his mac. He is incredibly gay when your'e not around.

Dylan: red car *punches you*
Isabelle: I'm not even playing.

Dylan: SO SO SOOOOO?
Isabelle: Fudge you

by eraserimlistingthingsonmydesk September 18, 2011

Dylan

Child molester, school shooter

Dylan is a bad boy

by Dirty Dylan 069 November 30, 2016

Dylan

Noun. A person(s) who stalks little girls sort of like a Pedofile. Actually, more like a pedobear.

Oh gawd look its Dylan, at it again.

by raw_power April 1, 2009

Dylan

A guy who has a red dick from being a virgin for too long and being desperate. He will go after random girls trying to get laid but will never succeed.

That guy says I'm going to steal his virginity but I don't want to! What a Dylan!

by RedishDick April 12, 2011

Dylan

A peice of shit who eats your toes in your sleep and makes out with your dog when your not looking. He is a dirty freaking pervert and hates anyone who isn't exactly like him. He can be classified as a bitch, although he's a guy (or so he SAYS).

I literally may shoot Dylan any minute now.

by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011

dylan

dylans are the most amazing people on earth. they are generally great boyfriends and amazing reliable friends. A dylan has an amazing sense of humour and can make u smile at any time. They can be also very loving and sweet. If you ever need someone to talk to you should get yourself a dylan. A dylan is the sort of guy you can always joke around with and have a good time. They're really easy to fall in love with and once you do it'll be hard to get over them. Dylans tend to have an interesting taste in music. They hate horror movies too. Dylans are very out there and just the type of person everybody needs. Get yourself a dylan!

Maddie: hey liv do you love dylan?
Liv: yeah a lot! He's so sweet

by bingbongcandy12 May 16, 2017