Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

discard something at hight velocity repetitively and kill someone

"yeetus yeetus commit self deletus that!" says some youtubers.

by Hackcraft_ January 7, 2021

Commitment

Opening a bag of chips when you’re home alone

Me: *just got home. Sees bag of chips on counter . Checks if anyone are home.*
God: This is your chance.
Me: This is a commitment.

by BadAssBitchMaria July 22, 2018

commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public

That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.

by noepnope November 7, 2017

Defense commitments

a policy to use military force

NATO has defense commitments to one another.

by fdsjkhfipewnmvmlksde November 7, 2022

Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.

Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.

by tyjo121 August 8, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016