dry bill

Opposite of a Wet Willie a Dry Bill is when you stick your finger in someone’s ear dry

I’m gonna give you a dry bill

by Kurtis Akers December 5, 2017

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Geordie billing

When a group of people (friends/family colleagues) are dining at a restaurant, the bill will be shared equally regardless of who orders what in terms food and drink.

In this situation, those who order recklessly are in a much better position at the end of the meal than those who do so frugally. Diners who argue that they ate/drank less therefore should pay less are often ridiculed as spendthrifts and must accept their fate as victims of Geordie billing.

This term stems from Newcastle and Tyneside area, whose residents are notorious for their reckless abandon when it comes to eating and drinking.

Having anticipated that Geordie billing would ensue, John ordered the most expensive steak and elaborate cocktails during his work Christmas dinner.

by GustavoPorFavour December 23, 2011

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bill cosbeyed

The act of getting your partner intoxicated to the point where he or she no longer has his or her good senses and is more likely to agree to things that he or she would typically oppose to in a sober mind.

I didn't really want to do anal last night, but then that nigga gave me like four glasses of moscato. Three shots of Patron, two Bud Light Limearitas, and a blunt later and I was tootin' it up! That nigga Bill Cosbeyed me .

by Shay45 December 24, 2014

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