Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.

“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>I Can Not Wait For What Happens Next<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Can Not Wait For What Happens Next<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Can Not Wait For What Happens Next<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

Nothing ever happens

When you think that it's happening it's not gonna happen, simple as.

Guy 1: Dudeee, did you hear they releasing the Epstein files, the global pedo-cabal is going down-
Guy: Nothing ever happens.

In the end nothing happened

by Refugee chud May 10, 2024

Wouldn't have happened without my input

Unlike the school shootings, which where already happening and went DOWN between 2019 and now.

Hym "Wouldn't have happened without my input and you're trying to trivialize that very input because it trivializes your success. Which you don't actually have because nepotism. So the AI wouldn't have happened without my input. Some of the school shootings WOULDN'T have happened if YOUR input on the weaponized schizophrenia had be more substantive but I already saved my school shooter AND my suicide guy. So, publishing an original theory about how you would have to go about creating AI is NOT the same as telling your that if your doing do something about the weaponization of schizophrenia your kids were going to get murdered. And rightfully so. But how do you explain that to someone who has never had to do anything or be anything in life amd if basically retarded? Or actually retarded like REE-Lon?"

by Hym Iam October 6, 2025

There's nothing happening

Out of the ordinary, I mean.

Cat:"There's nothing happening"
Person:"I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!"
Cat:"Out of the ordinary, I mean"

by DefineNADSIkd November 3, 2022