thanksgiving dump

When you move into university or collage than your girlfriend/boyfriend and you dump them on thanksgiving. It can also just mean that someone took a massive shit on thanksgiving

Ashley : did you hear what happend to James?
Bertha : yeah he got thanksgiving dumped, what a loser!

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James : Fuck.. I can feel a massive thanksgiving dump brewing up in my cheeks

Carol : EWWW get away from me

by kqm May 9, 2022

Thanksgivingmas

Thanksgivingmas is the perfect holiday to knock two birds and a ham out with one weekend! Why have the family travel twice in 30 days when you have Thanksgivingmas to celebrate?

Thanksgivingmas was invented by two brothers Anthony Knies and Andrew Knies. It can be hosted anytime between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

The family is getting together the second weekend of December to celebrate Thanksgivingmas.

by brokerworks November 7, 2022

thanks for the likes

A sentence that people under the age of 5 use when they get a shit ton of likes on YouTube, TikTok, or any other social media platform that (mostly) degenerates go to.

Man throws rock on woman
Some random 12 year old kid on capcut: this is what i call a sigma move

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Read More *click*

edit: MOM!!! IM FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
edit 2: HOLY- THANKS FOR THE LIKES GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
edit 3: older brother here. took care of him. thank me later.

by Nitren December 15, 2022

Thanksgiving Spit Roast

When a girl gets in between a White guy and a Native American having the time of their lives, and have the White guy rail her from behind, and have her blow the Native American

We did a Thanksgiving Spit Roast last night when Josh’s girlfriend walked in on us fucking

by OctoSellingIllicitCorn November 7, 2023

Brown Thanksgiving

When a guy shaves their head, stuffs their hair into the vagina, and set it on fire.

Steve: "Eddy did you really give her a brown thanksgiving"
Eddy: "Yeah, burn baby burn"

by Antiriv November 2, 2011

The Thanksgiving Slasher

When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.

Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!

by McHoagieNutter December 2, 2015

Personal Thanksgiving

Started in Philadelphia, PA in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular Thanksgiving. It takes place the Saturday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday. You buy a Turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. It is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. You can share, but only if the person lives in the place where you live.

You eat Turkey and stuffing, drink, play video games and just have a quiet peaceful day of normality with the people that are literally closest to you (in your place of residence) and reflect on what you are secretly and personally thankful for without the BS. The true meaning of Personal Thanksgiving is selfishness and all-around laziness.

I can't wait to not see any of these people at Personal Thanksgiving.

by Bread2287 November 26, 2016