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Teluride

A big sexy man with a beard that rides motorcycles
That is a Teluride

This is my Teluride
by Cider block June 23, 2024
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television table

It’s a billiard table that is appealing in appearance and plays relatively easy. Pockets are forgiving making balls go in them easier. Which makes the game very watchable and suitable for television.

Unfortunately though television tables do not have the preference of gambling. Gamblers want a table that is far more difficult to play on so the real winner will triumph. As sometimes on a television table, the lesser player wins.
Do you want to play pool on the television table in the front? Or the ball banger table in the back?
by I know write five January 22, 2025
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Tellerian

One who loves to share stories of all kinds in any format. Both the storyteller and the listener/receiver become Tellerians when a story is shared, creating neuro coupling . Neural coupling in storytelling refers to the phenomenon where a listener's brain activity mirrors that of the storyteller, leading to better understanding, empathy, and emotional connection.
Man, that was a great story. Mrs. Marvel is a real Tellerian!
by Folktellers March 22, 2025
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Telekiniggas

Act of making drugs disappear into thin air when being searched by the police
Using his telekiniggas Tyrone made the drugs disappear while the police were searching him
by Sgt Asscheese February 19, 2026
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Tenerife disaster

On the 27th march, 1977, two 747s collided and 583 people died. They were a KLM 747-206B and a Pan Am 747-121. The cause was low visibility, rushing to take off and poor communication. 70 initially survived but 9 died due to injuries later so 61 survived in the end.
The Tenerife disaster was the worst aviation accident in history.
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television

Commonly abbreviated as T.V., this entertainment appliance only works when it rains. Parents often claim that this phenomenon is meant to get kids to play outside, even though technicians have akcually found out that it's caused by water entering a damaged coaxial cable, which is a common issue that disrupts the signal. Rain can also interfere with satellite signals, a phenomenon called rain fade, by scattering or absorbing them. Other causes include poor cable connections, damage to the antenna or satellite dish, or an aerial that has been knocked out of alignment.
I swear, every time it rains, the television stops working like clockwork! My parents keep saying it’s to make me go play outside, but I found out it’s just the coaxial cable getting messed up! Seriously, why can’t they just fix it already?
by Emotional Cruiser December 4, 2025
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Telekiniggas

Tyrone was being arrested for possession but he used his telekiniggas to make the dope disappeare out of thin air
by Sgt Asscheese December 12, 2025
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