Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.

Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!

by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020

Getting Tannered

This saying is used by college students who are wanting to get belligerently drunk to the point of incoherency. In ordered to be tannered, one must be drink to the point they are barely responsive, not able to walk, and have to be carried home.

"Wanna go to that party on East Campus?"
"Only if everyone is getting Tannered tonight."

by PartyMonster3947 December 21, 2013

Tanner

Medium ugly guy who probably still lives with his parents and peaked in college.

Don’t be such a Tanner

by Saywhat24 November 23, 2021

tanner mayer

best boy a girl could ever ask for. always there when you need him & supports you 24/7- also has a great personality not to mention a sexy booty

Wow.... who is that?

Oh that’s just Tanner Mayer

by Dhne January 28, 2020

Tanner

A Tall, Sexy, West Coast Crip that pulls all the chicks and is basically a female magnet.

"Yo! Are you Tanner. Cause you are the sexiest crip!"

by NLE Chomper June 23, 2022

Tanner

A bald guy who acts like he can’t work technology while he has a girl way over his league and is swinging and missing because he blows and doesn’t know what he has.

That bald Tanner guy is a mess.

by freshcup September 30, 2019

tanner

the greatest man and the most attractive

that guy looks like a tanner

by chungus #15 November 23, 2020