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Taint bait

The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....

The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....
Holy shit!!! that bitch has taint bait for me!!!!
by rkmalone January 7, 2010
mugGet the Taint baitmug.

Taint balls

Anal sex when the guys balls slap up against her taint and his taint.
Rick: Dude, I had such taint balls after giving Susie anal.
by Zipola August 11, 2018
mugGet the Taint ballsmug.

slappy taint

The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement
I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.
by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015
mugGet the slappy taintmug.

Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.
Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.
by Tbeauie March 2, 2012
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Taint Splitter

When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.
From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.

Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?

I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
mugGet the Taint Splittermug.

Taint jockey

A taint jockey is a person who is annoying you,a person that is a suck up, or just a person acting like a deusche bag.
He's always Brown nosing. He's such a taint jockey
by Hydsuperstars January 5, 2018
mugGet the Taint jockeymug.

Taint salad

The gusset of your underwear. The part that goes up the middle of your crotch.
Man, my chub rub has my taint salad so sweaty.
by Tunnel twins August 19, 2023
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