The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....
The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....
The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....
by rkmalone January 7, 2010

by Zipola August 11, 2018

The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement
by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015

by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.
From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

A taint jockey is a person who is annoying you,a person that is a suck up, or just a person acting like a deusche bag.
by Hydsuperstars January 5, 2018

by Tunnel twins August 19, 2023
