Taint bait

The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....

The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....

Holy shit!!! that bitch has taint bait for me!!!!

by rkmalone January 7, 2010

slappy taint

The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement

I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.

by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015

Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.

Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.

by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

Taint worms

Is a rare breed of worms that Attach to your tant with out you knowing it. Make sure you always check for them.
Side effects could cause serious: Hickeys,blood clot, warts, and, Itching.

Medicine to take to recover: super B-complex

I hope I don't have taint worms.
Or could be used in many different ways.

by Taint worm finder January 25, 2022

Bloated Taint

When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.

Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 4, 2023

Taint salad

The gusset of your underwear. The part that goes up the middle of your crotch.

Man, my chub rub has my taint salad so sweaty.

by Tunnel twins August 19, 2023

tainted berserker

A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.

Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.

by Caible October 10, 2013