Taint bait

The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....

The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....

Holy shit!!! that bitch has taint bait for me!!!!

by rkmalone January 7, 2010

fetal taint

The space between the genitals and the butt hole of a fetus. usually undefined until the fetus is spawned.

Guy: you fag!
Guy2: you fetal taint!
Guy: what?
Guy2: you are week and cant tell if your a boy or girl yet

by Rock the fetus hard October 30, 2011

Taint worms

Is a rare breed of worms that Attach to your tant with out you knowing it. Make sure you always check for them.
Side effects could cause serious: Hickeys,blood clot, warts, and, Itching.

Medicine to take to recover: super B-complex

I hope I don't have taint worms.
Or could be used in many different ways.

by Taint worm finder January 25, 2022

taint sweeping

Cleaning a woman’s taint with your mustache while giving her oral.

My girl needs a good taint sweeping when we get home.

by Wheresmydad23 January 19, 2023

Taint Goalie

A person who defends their taint.

She wanted to get kinky, but he was playing taint goalie.

by avbaisley September 3, 2009

tainted berserker

A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.

Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.

by Caible October 10, 2013

Taint salad

The gusset of your underwear. The part that goes up the middle of your crotch.

Man, my chub rub has my taint salad so sweaty.

by Tunnel twins August 19, 2023