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Texas Twinkie

When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.
Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...
by Mercflow September 7, 2022
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reverse twinkie

The action of placing cum back into the penis using various methods.
Hey, I’m feeling a little low on semen, can you give me a reverse twinkie?
by yoink master October 30, 2021
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flaming twinkie

When a male rubs icy hot on his penis and ejaculates when his dick starts to burn.
John sure loves to put icy hot on his dick and have a flaming twinkie.
by thatbitchstolemycookies! July 17, 2017
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twinkie queen

Someone who loves Twinkies (aka dicks) but does not like the creamy filling (aka sperm).
Just because you don't like the creamy center doesn't mean you can't like the Twinkie.

You are a Twinkie Queen because you will nibble on any Twinkie just long enough to get to the creamy center and then stop snacking.
by Crystal the Twinkie Queen April 26, 2014
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Twinkie-Twist

First you butt bounce on a trampoline, then you flip to the side.
I just did a Twinkie-Twist!
by maxandoreo11037 March 27, 2021
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Burnt Twinkie

A bleach blonde, fake tan white basic bitch. usually seen dressed very slutty/basic
Did you see that burnt twinkie that walked by?
No? Where? What did she look like?
Oh she’s dressed super slutty and has terrible bleached hair and a fake ass tan.
by Goldilocks7121 September 28, 2021
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Colorado Twinkie

While performing anal intercourse, the receiver begins to defecate as the penetrator reaches orgasm, filling the log of fecal matter with semen, forming a semen filled fecal log, the "Twinkie"
We were doing anal and she started shitting on my dick, I couldn't help but give her a Colorado Twinkie
by Creamytatertot September 28, 2017
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