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Jack off all trades

A dilettante with tools; someone who thinks they can fix lots of things, but actually hacks the job. A homeowner who tries to handle all aspects of home repair, but has no skills.

Also used as a verb.
Noun: Bob really spends a lot of time on projects, but nothing works. He's a Jack off all trades.

Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.
by clayshingle February 13, 2010
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Jack off all Trades

Someone who's so easy to get in bed with, they'll jack you off for basically anything.
"Jared's a total Jack off all Trades, I said I'd get him McDonalds if he blew me, and man did he enjoy those McNuggets."
by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023
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one world trade center

a tall building that's basically replaced the twin towers
it can be called the "freedom tower" or "1 wtc"
Jerry: "dude I shoved the one world trade center up my ass yesterday"
Gary: "dude what the actual fuck"
by sillyhuman June 28, 2023
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Straight Out of a Trade Server

This phrase is commonly associated with Team Fortress 2. And can be used to express a non necessarily bad reaction. It's a common thing that in trade servers players are friendly to each other meaning even with the opposite team. Which is perfectly fine, but it becomes a problem when in normal community servers, casual or even competitive matches that happens. Mostly never voted on or asked if everyone is okay with it. Wasting bandwidth and other people's time. It's also a known fact that players who don't care and attack anyways may end up getting vote kicked. Although the whole thing isn't very common, but is horrible in competitive.
He has some nice looking items and unusuals. Yeup, probably straight out of a trade server.

Geez, these faggots are straight out of a trade server, why the fuck are they just standing there near each other in a normal match?!
by didelisbybys.lt December 31, 2017
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Jerk-off all trades

The Opposite to a jack-of-all-trades.
someone who sucks at everything.
Or someone you dislike severly
A: yo dude did you see C yesterday?
B: pfft, i hate him, he's a jerk-off all trades...
A:Fo' Shiz
by The JC September 1, 2007
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jack ass of all trades

a person who thinks he knows it all and is not swayed by the facts.
Regardless of the truth, Larry is a jack ass of all trades.
by Larry Johnson January 4, 2009
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