Tomato Head

One with Red Hair....can be used for male or female in a condescending or an affectionate way.

"My girlfriend is the most beautiful little Tomato head!!"

" Who's that hottie across the bar?? He's not bad for a Tomato Head! I'm going to go talk to him. I'm going to go make ketchup. "

by Anitamartini November 7, 2011

Tomato Popping

Akin to cherry popping, however, different in that it occurs in middle-aged to elderly women. The title makes reference to a tomato's large size and bitter taste.

"Sweet Jesus, I just popped (insert MILF name)'s tomato. MMMMMMMMMMM"

-tomato popping

by Stefan Cruz February 2, 2006

sad tomato

A sagging worn pussy

Hey man, your mom has one hell of a sad tomato.

by downtown.chinatown March 26, 2008

Tomato Sandwich

The act of having sex with a woman while she is on her period, and then titty f*ing her w/ your bloody c**k.

I banged my girl while she was on her period, and prompty gave her a Tomato Sandwich.

by Thunder77_80 August 3, 2004

Tomato Can

Somebody who is inexperienced at something or is very bad at it. Could also mean a noob

I always get some tomato can on my pickup football team

by Dantex30 October 31, 2010

Tomato Sandwich

A horrible pickup line that is extremely offensive toward young women. Especially those who work in sub shops.

"Do you like Tomato sandwiches?"
"NO?!"

"have you ever had a Tomato Sandwich?
"DID U REALLY JUST SAY THAT?

by themanwiththeanswer321 January 17, 2011

hairy tomato

When a women menstruates on a man's testicle sac and the man then wipes his sac across the face of the women.

Yeah! that bitch totally ate up my my hairy tomato last night!

by bieberhole69 August 12, 2011