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Light Neck

A person of any size or stature who vomits easily upon merely hearing gross words spoken.
"Mckenna is a total light neck, she puked last time I asked her if she wanted mushrooms on her pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray"
by Lodoc October 5, 2009
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Walle Light

Light used in fire trucks to let drivers know when doors on the apparatus are open.
by Francis Scott labore July 9, 2010
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cut the lights

Hey, yo, cut the lights, there's a glare on the tv."
by Nasj November 25, 2006
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Light Speed

IN THEORY: Light speed is the rate of travel of light in an un-interupted vacuum. Exactly 299,792,458 metres per second (m/s), where metre is difined by 1983 Systeme International (SI) as "The length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299 792 458 of a second.". The theory of realitivity describes light speed as impassible in rate of travel, but this is based on the fact it hasn't been done yet *rolls eyes*.

However, Light Speed is acctually better told as such: The speed of light is the commonly used interval of time it takes for the green light to turn amber on a traffic light in South Essex, UK, or the time it takes for a traffic warden to travel from the end of the street to the parking spaces to give you a ticket as soon as you pull in.
Light speed is roughly equal to the speed light travels.
by regs_ October 27, 2004
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natty light

short for "Natural Light"; basically the cheapest beer you can find
I can tell they were going for quantity and not quality. They bough cheap Natty Light!
by marypoppins77 June 4, 2010
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pilot light

1 a small permanent flame on a cooking / heating appliance use to light a larger flame on demand

2 an antisocial person ( Never goes out)
See you down the pub on Friday. I dont suppose Billy will be there though, he's a proper Pilot light
by neil brown September 25, 2006
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Shine a light

An English Northern saying. Surprised exasperation. Similar to "Fuck Me!".
Shine-a-light, what the hell were you thinking!

Shine-a-light and fuck me, that'll never work.

It's fucking dull in here, shine a light.
by Sat O'Matic October 1, 2007
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