Private Therapy Clinic

"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

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by kimi_lu September 23, 2022

korean therapy

When you invite a group of male friends to get hard in separate rooms, walk into a circle, lock eyes, drop the towels around your waist, and look down.

Hey big boy, wanna join my Korean Therapy session in the gym tomorrow?

by Toxic Outlaw May 15, 2022

Parking Lot Therapy

Frequently used when two employees meet in the company parking lot to settle their grievances with fisticuffs. The victor can claim he gave the loser some "Parking lot Therapy."

Stan kept bullying Bob. On day, after work, Bob gave Stan some "Parking Lot Therapy" or PLT by massaging Stan's face with A BLURR Bob's fists. Now, Stan doesn't bully anyone. PARTICULARLY Bob.

by Bobnoxious August 23, 2020

Pi Therapy

When exposure to, or meditation on, the number π has the potential of bringing mental, emotional, or spiritual benefits to the practitioner, even those who pride themselves of not being a “math person.”

Like maggot therapy, pi therapy is inexpensively or therapeutically effective in soothing the oft-stressed geeky mind, which is often inundated with misinformation or disinformation coming from all angles of the information superhighway.

by Numerati July 1, 2024

fuzz therapy

curling up and cuddling a fuzzy animal in order to feel better

i'm staying in tonight, gonna lay down and get some fuzz therapy.

by DevolutionEX September 13, 2022

Tailgate Therapy

Hanging out in a tailgate (whether be tailgating a concert or sports game, or just hanging out) while making great memories to relieve negative feelings and thoughts.

I am in need of some tailgate therapy.

Get the group together for some tailgate therapy.

by AnonPpl May 20, 2018

When is exposure therapy not used

Instances where exposure therapy is not usually recommended can include: Individuals who are experiencing suicidal thoughts. Individuals with a psychotic disorder. Individuals experiencing dissociation.

Hym "When is exposure therapy not used? When charlatans who have disgraced both their profession and their religion are not involved. You want my behavior to be corrected. You are trying to use this. THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. And if I am not paid for your attempt and failure, the outcome WILL BE the exact opposite of what someone who believes what you believe would want. I can guarantee it."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024