Vapor Trailing

The practice of modifying your walking commute to trail delicious smelling babes that cross your path. Applies to males and females equally...(though honestly I doubt if women do this).

Sorry I'm late, this hot number crossed in front of me on State Street and I ended up vapor trailing her 2 blocks past the office before I realized what i was doing. Smelled like coconuts and sunshine!

by icemft76 September 13, 2012

Bear Trail

The trail of hair leading from the lower back to the ass crack.

I TOLD HER NOT TO GO DOWN THE BEAR TRAIL UNLESS SHE LIKES IT A LITTLE "GAMEY".

by Cocobstro June 29, 2010

Goat Trail

Taking a path in life that has a high potential for harm.

“She couldn’t extract herself from the abusive relationship, even though she knew it was a goat trail“

by Professor Joans February 10, 2018

trail fix

the daily exercise need of avid joggers and hikers

BFB (Big Fat Blob): "Hey OBF, you wanna go get a Big Mac?"

OBF (One-percent body fat): "No thanks, Blob, I've got to go get my trail fix."

by euphemismo July 6, 2011

Vapor trail

The lingering, and sometimes sickening, odor of stale alcohol that emanates from one's sweat glands after a long night of heavy drinking.

I was standing in line for a hoagie, but the vapor trail from the dude ahead of me made me lose my appetite.

by last night's eyeliner May 23, 2010

Yatch Trail

The Path a Man may take in his pursuit of yatch.

Jeff sneakily jumped on the Yatch Trail while pretending to be "Chemistry Study Partners" with Leah.

by Brad Wiss November 14, 2006

Trail of Fail

n. a life that's seemingly hopeless, a neverending epic fail. Those who lead a Trail of Fail are often emo teenagers or nerdy 40-year-olds who live with their mothers.

My life is a Trail of Fail. I woke up, stubbed my toe, burned my breakfast, found out that my bike was stolen, was dumped by my girlfriend and it's not even noon yet.

by emoboi0716 December 6, 2009