To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities
by zigmanfroid February 08, 2019
After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home
Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.
by DannyMc810204 March 04, 2016
by scifiny July 27, 2023
A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible
Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?
by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022
by Bitchfuckcunt November 20, 2022
by Sploosh93 July 13, 2020
Greek myth about Zeus pretending to be a swan to take advantage of Leda; an awesome fantasy football trade where one person takes advantage of another player's injury list to get a sweet WR.
by Manager, Pecan Sandies October 06, 2011