Mud Knuckle

After taking a poop the average human, chooses to wipe the anus to remove any left over excrement. When in the wiping process if on discovers that fecal matter is left on a finger, he/she has been mud knuckled.

i had some taco bell yesturday, ive been crapping all day, sloppy ones too, i even got mud knuckle it was so bad.

by mike lea January 19, 2005

Mud cricket

A mud cricket is usually reffered to as a "naysha" . Mud crickets tend to be what we call a "truck slut". They refer to drivers of big trucks as "daddys" and will engage in sexual intercorse with almost anything that breathes...

Naysha is such a mud cricket

by Orphase August 20, 2016

Mud Boot

Imaginary, or not so imaginary, sheath placed on penis before performing anal sex.

I went out with Susan last night. She had me slip on my mud boot and poke fun at her brown eye.

by Outkast65 March 22, 2006

mud duck

A female with less than admirable attributes

That bitch is a mud duck.

by ps September 5, 2003

playing in the mud

"Playing in the mud" means anal sex.

Playing in the mud is usually applied to homosexuals, but can also be used in reference to heterosexual situations involving anal sex.

see also: fudge packing, buttsechs, bum sex, sodomy, anal sex, shit stabbing.

Ben: "Where is Austen?"
Ian: "Probably playing in the mud with Lance."

"Go play in the mud fag."

by Benjamin Roelke & Ian Kerlin July 16, 2008

mud cherry

Anal virginity

Billy J told the drunk girl he took home from the bar "baby. I am gonna pop your mud cherry"

by The Sexual Demigod March 3, 2009

Mud slut

Woman, usually college age, who wears daisy dukes and cowboy boots to go out to honky to keep bars and lure men to their deaths through child support and alimony.

Look at the mud sluts trolling Broadway down by Tootsie's.

by Nashvillelyftdude April 14, 2017