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moose titty

noun. This is simply a name for a 40 ouce beer and the brand beverage is of no importance. However, the cheaper the beer the better the titty gets. A good 40 ouce natural ice is usually a crowd favorite.
Amy, what are you drinking tonight? Well, Justin, back at home i always drink a good moose titty, they are my favorite because i feel so classy when i drink them. Momma and them made me a homemade coozie for it made from deer hide!
by jld2 February 27, 2009
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Moose Pussy

A.) A large, canyon like vaginal cleft, sometimes the result of copulation with a large rubber fist.

B.) The vagina of a moose, said to hold mystical powers upon retrieval
1. Damn! you could park a hummer in that bitch's moose pussy!

2. Justin: I wonder sometimes how people like bill gates do it

Matt: I know! He must have gotten a hold of some of that fabled moose pussy!
by kain432234 September 14, 2010
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Moose sex

A term used to descibe when canadians go crazy like a moose during springtime and have sex with anything in sight. Also know as mating-season sex.
Man- "Sheila was wild last night!"

Man 2- "Was it Moose Sex?"

Man- "Hell Yeah!"
by winona August 13, 2005
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moose knukle

That girl has an enormous "moose knukle"
by crakaboy9 May 2, 2014
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moose beef

Rachel moose beef labia flaps
Rachel's labia flaps resembled that of moose beef
by platinum cow May 26, 2019
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moose luggage

Really big balls. Like, so big you have to carry them around.
Hey dude, grab your moose luggage, the plane is boarding.
by Lieutenant McFart December 18, 2015
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Moose-Licker

A derogatory term for a Canadian or those of Canadian decent.
We should build two walls. One with Mexico and one with Canada so we can keep those God Damn Moose-Lickers out too.
by 'WolfMyer' December 12, 2016
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