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Blue Batman

Edging your boyfriend and right before climax Look him in the eyes and tell him his parents are dead
Friend 1: Yeah Jennifer blue batman’d on Saturday. Friend 2: I am sorry for your loss
by IkeKong January 4, 2018
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Pulling a Batman

When one makes plans, intricate or otherwise, but then falls out of communication until well after they can be salvaged, often by losing a cell phone.
"Man, we were all set tonight to go to the club and shit and then she goes off and pulling a Batman."

"I cleaned my house and my car and everything and then she straight up pulled a Batman on me dawg."
by IzzyPOP February 19, 2012
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batman goansee

Someone who is extremely annoying and stupid!
by Kirsten and Lauren September 5, 2004
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Uncle Batman

Wearing special-shark-proof-Bat-long-underwear while using the giant-Bat-magnet to touch young wards inappropriately.

A more elaborate and gear-dependent form of molestication.
Holy molestication! I've {sob} been Uncle Batmanned!
by Lupin Yonsei August 25, 2008
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Skank Batman

A female who is openly promiscuous, having many sexual partners, while acting very provocative and flirtacious in almost all public places. She will likely wear revealing--and hardly respectable-- clothing, and can hold her own on both the pole and the dance floor.
1. Dude, that girl is a total skank batman. Bulls eye!
by bebesev October 2, 2008
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azn batman

a batman that is asian and not white
batman - a comic book crime fighter
Hes not a white batman hes a azn batman.
by juni3789 February 23, 2008
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Batman that Ho

When you cum on a chick, then get your Lousiville Slugger and whack that ho with it. If this bitch can't keep her yap shut about the whole deal, the police usually get involved.
"Dude, I spent the night in jail for Batman that Ho on Julia... then some big Black guy Spidermanned me! "
by The Kenny73 February 1, 2009
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