The Daily Testicle

A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.

Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.

by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024

testicle milk

Semen

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT January 08, 2018

National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!

Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"

by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023

Testicle Sniffer

A bruh that acts like a douche bag but not gay

Kevin is acting like a real testicle sniffer demanding the league to update the app

by McBluffin82 November 21, 2020

Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018

Testicle Difficulties

A common ailment amongst men who lack courage or a back bone in general. In other words a man with no balls.

“Yoshi better man up and get over his ex man… he’s definitely having testicle difficulties”

by BigO96 December 29, 2023

Devil’s testicles

Any vegetable that people hate, especially those that makes one gag.

Mary sliced up the devil’s testicles and put them in the frying pan to caramelize.

by zzing December 08, 2021