by CrckrJack22 July 6, 2011
Get the Laffy Taffy mug."So, I was about to give her head. But when I pull off her underwear, they're filled with ass taffy."
by John Owen November 28, 2005
Get the Ass Taffy mug.A slang arab word, usually used by university students to reject a certain idea or event. Needs some practice until it can be used in context, and will someday hopefully spread to Canada.
Hey man, lets taff this joint.
*guy 1 puts on tv show, guy 2 finds it boring* Guy 2 says taff man taff.
Guy 1: Man come on, we've got class in 5 minutes!
Guy 2: Who cares man! taff!!!
*guy 1 puts on tv show, guy 2 finds it boring* Guy 2 says taff man taff.
Guy 1: Man come on, we've got class in 5 minutes!
Guy 2: Who cares man! taff!!!
by Think Tank July 18, 2006
Get the Taff mug.Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.
"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."
by Dude January 29, 2004
Get the Taffy Waffy mug.a quick tug of the sack skin. could be used as an offensive move by one of your buddies, or possibly a hot thing your skeeza does to you. its up to the victim/lucky guy. it must be accompanied by a long "whooooooo" sound as the tug is being completed.
by brody May 13, 2005
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Noun: somebody who sticks a golf club, usually their Nike Sasquatch driver, up their ass while whacking off to golf.
yea when I was with my friend Steve while watching the U.S. Open my friend totally pulled a Taflinger.
by dallas white July 22, 2007
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