Swede

The man working in the back of the a perkins family restaraunt.... most likely dressed in full leather and chained to the wall....

Man... look at the swede... he looks hot today....

by The Swede February 10, 2004

Sweden

Sweden, not to be confused with hell, is widely recognized as the worst place on earth to place your feet. After years of studies, professor Mike Dunningham at MIT discovered that Sweden, being so miserable was, largely due to the Swedes, the people populating Sweden.

Also they suck at card games.

-USING SWEDEN AS A SCARE-

Son: I don't want to eat my vegetables.

Mom: Well, if you don't eat them you could turn into a Swede.

Son: Anything but that! (eats at an incredible pace)

by CaPsLoCk_is_my_BEST_Friend May 14, 2010

Colombian Sledgehammer

Sexual Act in which one has anal sex with their sexual partner in a pile driver position while standing on ones bed while repeatedly hammering said partners against the headboard section of the mentioned bed. Often done immediately after a session of cabination.

"I just pulled the Colombian Sledgehammer on that bitch Monique."

by Kirkanunu August 28, 2012

sledgefuck

the act of repeatedly beating the shit out of a fellow human being with a sledgehammer. (usually in the face or mouth)

this term is commonly misconceived as a form of sexual intercourse.

Dave: Noah if you fucking do that again im going to fucking sledgefuck you!
Noah: Shit dude, no worries: hakuna matata, chalax bra

by Saucer Full Of Secrets October 20, 2005

Sledgehammer

A person who tricks another person in to thinking they are romantically interested, only to ignore them later on.

"She stopped answering his calls, that girl is a sledgehammer."

by js2011 October 5, 2011

The Armenian Sledgehammer

While receiving head (preferably with your partner on all fours, not on knees), ball your hand into a tight fist and hit your them as hard as you can in the rectum, directly before ejaculating. Not only is this hilarious, it also feels great.

John: "How was last night with Tom?"
Kate: "It was great until Tom hit me with the Armenian Sledgehammer."
John: "Ooh... that sucks."
Kate: "I won't be able to sit right for a week."

by Aram A. April 2, 2008

Sweden.MB

Sweden-MB Rules all easy and owns candyman the most of all.

He got he's name by the country he llives in and he's inititials from he's first/last name.

Sweden Rules all simply!

by Sweden-MB Himself December 12, 2003