hulking superman

When a very strong and large man inserts his fist in a petite woman's vagina, lifts her up with that same arm, and then shakes her. This may also be done anally

Noah fisted Druezelda and then did some curls with her still on his fist and said, "how do you like that hulking superman bitch?" Druezelda then replied, "this was way better than when Alex did it"

hulking superman by MarshofMaui January 16, 2009

Superman that Hoe 

When you cant get nutin from your hoe, wait till shes asleep and then cum all over her back, then cover her back with a sheet. Go to sleep. When she wakes up in the morin your cum will have dried with the sheet on her back and will look like a cape.
Superman that Hoe.

"When I couldn't get shit out of mah girl last nite, I jus Superman that Hoe."

Superman that Hoe by Kendall Thompson December 29, 2007

superman that ho

when you cum on a girls back and then stick the sheets to her, you then kick her in the face and throw her down a flight of stairs.

:Man did you superman that ho last night?
:yea i threw her down 10 steps and she didn't get up for a while

superman that ho by bmxboy January 12, 2008

superman

The worlds greatest Superhero. No as relevant nowadays as he used to be, but will be forever remembered and will probably be to future generations what Greek gods are to us today. His S symbol is more known than the peace symbol worldwide. Embodies the concept of the Superhero, and apart from Batman and Spiderman has no competition in terms of public admiration. Has much in common with Jesus Christ, i.e- sent from a far away heavenly place by his father to aid and save humanity. Died and was resurrected. Sells millions in merchandise a year and hundreds of thousands of comic books. Outdated somewhat today, but forever will be remembered and esteemed as the first god of the comic medium.

"Superman is the first true superhero..."

superman by PepsiCola September 14, 2006

superman

a massively overpowered loser who is invincible and is able to easily escape the pull of a blackhole yet gets his ass handed to him by a person with no superpowers. wtf dc?

superman, right after stopping a giant meteor in midspace, just got knocked out by one punch from some random thug. goku would kick that thugs ass.

superman by tgk7257 January 27, 2007

superman

greatest hero ever, and can kick thors ass

superman is cool

superman by supafly rabbi January 21, 2004

Superman Returns 

Film that came out second best to Pirates 2, but then again...what didn't that Johnny-Depp career furthering project trash? Still, has made 400 million worldwide, despite being quite mediocre. Superman Returns rates a 7 out of 10, due to it's changing certain aspects of the beloved hero. Stalks Lois Lane in a rather unsettling scene, and has a 5 year old son now...which makes no sense. Quite romantic, was hated by morons who like to see things blow up and people get punched. Intellectual super-hero film, for real, unlike X-men than was just another action packed retard-fest for 10 year olds. Also stars Kevin Spacey in a truly frightning performace as psychopath Lex Luthor. Said to have a 260 million dollar budget, most probably 200 million in truth, removing previous failed attempts to re-start franchise. Has a VERY loyal fanbase that will ensure it's future success. One must remember, Gone With The Wind could have gone up against Pirates and lost. All in all a so-so Superman movie. Co-stars Kate Bosworth as the most inept Lois Lane ever. Role should have gone to Claire Danes.Probably make another 100 mill on DVD. Sequel planned. MUST INCLUDE DOOMSDAY!

"Saw Superman Returns to day...it was...good."

Superman Returns by PepsiCola September 15, 2006