frozen suicide

Drinking the biggest slushie to can find(usually the one bigger than your head) in as little time possible.

Spenny tried a frozen suicide at the Husky in Morinville.

by RED I May 16, 2006

Suicide Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while you shit your pants.

The date was going well until Jayson suggested a Suicide Blumpkin.

by MANvsBlumpkin August 26, 2012

Suicidal Masochism

When the sexual enjoyment derived from one's own pain/humiliation clashes with their want to end their own life. It usually forms into wanting someone to hurt them to the point of fatality, masking it in a sexual light.

Her: "I want you to choke me."
Him: "Okay."
Her, later: "Oh my god, please step on me."
Him: "Okay...?"
Her, even later: "Step on me and just crush my spine, dude!"
Him: "I'm mildly uncomfortable now. You're bordering on suicidal masochism."

by Ac11037 November 27, 2020

suicide putty

Parody of Billy Mays' mighty putty; from the You Tube Poop video YTP Billy Mays Suicide Putty

Hi! Billy Mays here with the new suicide putty! The easy way to kill yourself! Just knead to activate, apply, and die!

by awl1993 July 6, 2010

Suicide Nut

Made famous by rapper Lil Thuympe, Suicide Nut is when you’re beating and you call either your mom or dad and you try to Nut before they arrive
The goat Lil Thuympe used it in a different way. The way he used it was as if someone just walks in unexpectedly.

(Beating Noises) “Mama”
(Mom Walks In) “What the fuck ya dumbass doing”
“Mama I’m sorry, I was just trying to Suicide Nut”
(Mom proceeds to hit son with plate)

by NewYorkMadeGDD September 7, 2019

suicide forest

A place in japan where you can take a nice hike but if you go to far in you will see people that hung themselves. dumb asses like Logan Paul decide to go in that forest for views and money and record dead man. faggot you-tuber Logan Paul will have a definition from me soon

Logan Paul: lets explore suicide forest for views
*finds dead body*
Manager/friends: we should go dude
Logan Paul: hold up let me look at his purple hands

by Choch June 10, 2018

Kermiting Suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide

by Yoshi_r1212 July 24, 2016