Stoner Nose 

chronic stuffy nose caused by smoking excessive amounts of....chronic

Clare had to take a sudafed before she went to work because she blazed too much chronic last night and thus had an awful case of stoner nose

Stoner Nose by Mr.Drew+Doren January 4, 2011

Stoner Dump 

The massive dump one takes the morning after having smoked and eatin a crap load of munchies.

Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.

Stoner Dump by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011

Stoner made Whopper 

When the person making your Whopper has dank smelling fingers and you take your first bite and you can clearly taste Kush, then you take a look at your whopper and see it sparkling like the crystals on some good old bud.

"Hey Triston, this Whopper clearly tastes like the bud we sold that guy last week."
"Yea Hunter, I agree. I can see the bun sparkling and everything...OH and those aren't sesame seeds!"
"Yup, this must be a Stoner made Whopper."

Stoner made Whopper by O'BrienHatfieldHunter April 17, 2012

Stoner boy 

The hottest guy you will ever meet

Damn I always fall for stoner boys, they are so hot

Stoner boy by Straightfuckinfacts October 31, 2019

Stoner cuck 

A guy who smokes weed to forget the fact he is a cuckold, typically getting cucked by large black males who look like Carl Weathers.

Person 1: ‘I’m just smoking to forget mannnn’
Person 2: ‘Jeez mate you’re such a stoner cuck’

Stoner cuck by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020

stoner hibernation 

ston•er hi•ber•na•tion

/ˈstoʊ.nɚ haɪ.bɚˈneɪ.ʃən/

the dormant state a stoner goes into after consuming too much THC

John: did you see the game yesterday?

Max: nah I ate too many edibles in the morning and ended up in stoner hibernation all day

stoner hibernation by TheTallestPsychonaut July 20, 2023

Stoner Chair

The couch or comfortable seat that many smokers sit on when baked. Many good memories are from this chair and it grows in sentimental value but always seems to smell like shit!

Dude, Tod was in his room gettin high all day on his stoner chair.

Stoner Chair by High Asian October 4, 2008