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Steven

A man with a very large penis, wonderful in bed, cool, strong, and rich as fuck!!!!
I wish i could be a Steven i would have everything in life.
by $$ SQUAD $$ January 10, 2015
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Steven

A really sweet, loving guy. He knows how to make people feel special. He's cute too. He's a really good friend, and boyfriend material. He has hella good music taste He dresses like a hipster, but doesn't act like one. When he realizes he made a mistake, he'll apologize no matter what. LOADS of girls want him actually. He isn't a good cook, but he's handy with a microwave. He is really special to a lot of people. You can talk to him about anything, anytime. He can also be lazy sometimes
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Steven around? I need to talk to him.

Person 2: Oh, he might be on his laptop right now.

Person 1: -sigh- he is so perfect!

Person 2: Ikr? His looks, personality...

Person 1: I want him to be my bf!11!!

Person 2: lol, good luck with that.
by faggotabulous January 21, 2013
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steven

a person who loves cake. sometimes rude. watch out he breaks chairs. XD. sometimes funny though. HAHAHAHA!!! oh and speaking of laughing he laughs like drunk teletubbie.
oh crap! steven's coming! hide the cake!
by Toastee October 15, 2006
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Stevens Goggles

Very different from beer goggles, it is an insane amount of alcohol needed to make the Stevens Institute of Technology's girls look like average girls. Many girls believe there is a female version, but they are wrong because they are ugly females, and their opinions do not count.
Guy 1: Last night I had sex with this hot girl
Guy 2: No you didn't brah, she was that smelly butch dike from your chemistry class
Guy 1: Fucking Stevens Goggles
by Johnny Cash Thompson December 28, 2008
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Steven

Anybody's best friend. Like a girl's gay best friend who isn't gay. Totally sweet and caring. He's so hot he melts my frozen yogurt. Loves chocolate and bao.... loves my best friend too ;) . But hey, Steven's an awesome asian/mutt and I love him to death :) You're jealous if you don't have a best friend like him. AND his face is 100% symmetrical... now thats sexy ;)
Yeah, I know, that's STEVEN!
by WillisTheGiraffe November 26, 2010
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Steven

Steven, a guy that is super sweet and nice. Would do anything for anyone if they asked. Has an ass for days and a unstable 7 sized pp lol. He is bubbly, energetic, and corky making it impossible to smile or laugh at him (: Quite the flirt but still makes an amazing boyfriend, putting his girlfriend first and treating her like a princess! Has the cuties facial expressions! He is a blessing and I can't imagine not having him. He makes my days A+s! He's an Astonishing athlete and works his ass off. should maybe work on being a little More romantic sometimes but for the most part is quite the charmer (:Stevens are hard to come apon so when you have one cherish him and don't let him go (: I'm proud to call him my boyfriend ❤
See that guy over there?
Yeah?
He's my top notch boyfriend!
Oh must be Steven!

Charmer , athlete , sweet , bubbly
by His girlfriend (: September 10, 2013
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Steven Chen

Dude, Steven Chen is Asian! A damn sexy one too.
by stevenchen June 25, 2009
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