Starbucks name

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.

Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025

Go to Starbucks

An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.

Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!

by Thoughts3rased January 21, 2019

Starbucks

Where white girls go to get a double decaf cappuccino

"Oh my gosh Susan do you want to get do you want to come get some pumpkin spice at Starbucks with me ?"

"Hell yeah! "

by posidon7845632 April 26, 2017

Starbucks

Starbucks is a world famous coffee chain. It is the gayest, most niche, most known, and most favored by the girls, the gays and the theys.

"Oh, Jessica, I went to Starbucks today. Girl, I kid you not, the cashier was the hottest guy I've ever met."

by DeeCunt March 9, 2021

Starbucks

The gathering place of the basic white girls and VSCO girls

Karen: "Hey, omg like, wanna go to starbucks?"
Rachel: "omg yes but only if we get like no plastic straws. I'm eco friendly! Save the turtles sksksksks!"

by Cttlfsh.cult October 10, 2019

Starbucks Cup Adult

PEOPLE WHO HOARD STARBUCKS HOLIDAY CUPS. (Or any Starbucks cup tbh.) Their cups usually sit in the cabinet and gets little-to-zero use.

Yeh, Karen is a full ‘Starbucks Cup Adult’. It might be worse than any ‘Disney Adult’ I know!!

by CL wisdom November 8, 2021

Starbucks Sandwich

The only food more bland than unseasoned white rice

Bro, have you tried the new Starbucks sandwich? It’s so much better than Tim Hortons because it costs double the price and tastes like nothing!

by bigdickhoncho September 6, 2023