Walking stage

The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.
Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.

Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.
by Funny kid 47 June 08, 2011
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stage smoke

the most horrible smell a theater kid knows.It smells horrible off stage and awful off stage.
I have never smelled stage smoke on stage but can only imagine the horrors
by raybeez February 23, 2022
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stage 3 chirp

The ultimate chirp. The using of personal embarassing information against one of the boys. NEVER use these if you care about ya home boy.
Bro you can't say that around these guys. That's a stage 3 chirp.
by Ligmagang February 24, 2020
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The D+L Stage

A state in which ones relationship with another can grow and they can become closer, usually physically closer. This may eventually lead up to them dating in the future.
Man, those two have already moved into the D+L Stage.
by Deleted_Usr September 13, 2022
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daddy stage

The point in a mans life in which he has kids and just lets go of physical appearance. Belly gets bigger, arms get floppy.
That Daddy stage got the best of Chris, I don't even recognize him anymore with that beer belly.
by Cvera July 14, 2017
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J's Stage

The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.
Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!

Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
by Linksjamar March 24, 2024
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