squirrel harvest

To insert your testicles into a womans vagina and proceed to have sex with her with only your testicles.

I totally gave your mom the squirrel harvest!

by Schnooge July 9, 2004

Squirrel Tap

This occurs when a man hits another man in the nuts.*

*See Doink

Chad was being a dick, so when the lights went out Brett gave him a squirrel tap.

by Rufflebumm December 8, 2004

Squirrel Covers

A pair of womens' panties. A woman's bush is hairy like a squirrel, hence, why they call them squirrel covers.

I want to sniff her sweet smelling squirrel covers.

by Moose August 30, 2004

squirrel shot

Getting a glimpse of a woman's pubic hair.

While I was sitting in class, Mrs. MacDougal gave me a squirrel shot.

by judbgrdmchn June 6, 2017

Squirrel climb

The act of popping both balls in your mouth like a squirrel and continuing to jack the shaft faster than a rock wall climber.

Brooo, she squirrel climbed me last night... I might marry this bitch.

by ThePriest69420 September 11, 2020

Squirrel Smack

When your girlfriend/boyfriend refuses your load and you're forced to ejaculate in your hand to prevent getting it on the furniture. You then are left with your nut in your hand, which you then slap that person in the face with it in retalliation.

She woudln't let me cum in her, so I hit that bitch with the squirrel smack.

by ibanez314 May 5, 2010

hibernating squirrel

We know squirrels hibernate, and they dig in the dirt to hide their nuts... So... The Hibernating Squirrel is when you are doing a chick doggy style in the ass(Digging in the Dirt) and you tuck your balls inside her vagina (Hide your nuts)

"yo dude did you bang that broad last night?"
"Yeah man, I gave her the ol' Hibernating Squirrel!"

by Higg9 May 26, 2008