squeef

A tabe (or table tennis) score concept. If one person scores 6 points in a row from a score of zero then they win the game. If the squeefer's opponent won some points before the squeefer won any, then have performed a reverse squeef.

"Cheedle, I'm going to squeef you."
"Stefan's been squeefed!"

by The Bolt! December 27, 2008

squeef

The explosion of air trapped in the urethra of a male. Typically caused from rapid masturbation. The male equivalence of a queef.

When I was giving her a money shot, I squeefed in her face.
While peeing, I squeefed so hard my pee coagulated at the tip and blew off my head.

by Sir Fakemann March 12, 2015

Squeegie

A cocksucker who thoroughly cleans the pipes and leaves no drippage

"Hey Squeegie, Gimme some head!"

by docwolfstone November 3, 2008

squeal

A derivative from the italian word "squillo" meaning "ring", "beep" (also a euphemism for "prostitute"). It refers to a short ring on a mobile phone that does not require an answer to the call. It's used as a quick and cheap way no notify somebody e.g. that you're arrived in a place. Teenagers also use it a lot as a way to say "I'm thinking about you".

- I'm going to meet you at the cafe later
- OK, then give me a ring when you arrive
- Man I can't, my mobile's out of credit
- Well, then just give me a squeal

by golden the pony boy January 28, 2009

squealin'

it's a new word for "cool"

Oh my gosh, that scene was so squealin'!

by K.C. August 4, 2003

squealing pig

This is where you are hitting a girl doggy-style and you are blowing on her butt hole to dry it out. Once you have reached the point of dryness you pull out and with a sharp hard thrust you stick it in her anally and listen to her squeal like a pig.

Sex was getting to ordinary so i turned my girl into a squealing pig

by hotactioncock September 21, 2009

Squeee

It is what women and human "males", who are not MEN, write on internet forums because they think it is a cute expression of being happy. These are the same people who write "sigh". They most likely all drive a Toyota Prius or a Smart Car. If these humans are in your office, it is considered customary to beat their legs with a rubber hose.

Oh hey, there is a new episode of Dancing With The Idiots on tonight! SQUEEE!

by Jackmaster Johnny February 19, 2014