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Monkey Spunker

A monkey spunker is that special type of wanker who thinks he is it
You know that bloke dave, he's a proper monkey spunker he is.
by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020
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Skeet skunteet

When you cum or ejaculate but flys sideways
East and west
Edward skeet skunteeted on my wall.
by night sciccet December 1, 2020
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Skeet skunteet

When you cum or ejaculate and it flys sideways
Edward skeet skunteeted on the wall on accident.
by night sciccet December 1, 2020
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Skeet Skunteet

When you cum or ejaculate and it fly's sideways
Cheznie was getting railed by the dog and the dog skeet skunteeted.
by night sciccet December 1, 2020
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Bet Spunker

That indivisible that gets suckered into a cricket bet by two mates who promise him a BANKER bet
Thanks for your banker bet Kev and Levi I put the mortgage on it and it’s yet another bet spunker and Charlea is now crying coz we can’t eat this week
by Mr4691 March 18, 2021
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Nutter Sputter

The process of taking a shit and giving oneself a hand job!
Had to hide the fact that I was giving myself a Nutter Sputter in a public restroom
by Distinctydapper April 23, 2021
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Humper sputter

When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.
I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.
by JediMasterB June 5, 2021
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