Monkey Spunker

A monkey spunker is that special type of wanker who thinks he is it

You know that bloke dave, he's a proper monkey spunker he is.

by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020

Skeet skunteet

When you cum or ejaculate but flys sideways
East and west

Edward skeet skunteeted on my wall.

by night sciccet December 1, 2020

Skeet skunteet

When you cum or ejaculate and it flys sideways

Edward skeet skunteeted on the wall on accident.

by night sciccet December 1, 2020

Skeet Skunteet

When you cum or ejaculate and it fly's sideways

Cheznie was getting railed by the dog and the dog skeet skunteeted.

by night sciccet December 1, 2020

Bet Spunker

That indivisible that gets suckered into a cricket bet by two mates who promise him a BANKER bet

Thanks for your banker bet Kev and Levi I put the mortgage on it and it’s yet another bet spunker and Charlea is now crying coz we can’t eat this week

by Mr4691 March 18, 2021

Nutter Sputter

The process of taking a shit and giving oneself a hand job!

Had to hide the fact that I was giving myself a Nutter Sputter in a public restroom

by Distinctydapper April 23, 2021

Humper sputter

When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.

I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.

by JediMasterB June 5, 2021