sponge bag

A small bag to carry sponges used during Roman times to cleanse after clearing bowels. Sometimes sponge would be mounted on a stick. Giving us the term "The shitty end of the stick" if the user grabbed the wrong end when reaching into the sponge bag
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"

Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag

by Jiz Royale 17 August 21, 2016

Sponge Monkey

The teenage guy paid to squeegee the cum off the glass of the booth after a peep show.

Working as a sponge monkey I earn heaps! Down side is Im up to my arms in sperm every day and I have to supply my own squeegee.

by orc chops August 2, 2013

Sponge Daddy

A man who bottoms for a straight dude

I just called up my sponge daddy because my girlfriend is not available.

by PatRajJames July 29, 2023

fun sponge

Somebody who soaks the fun out of everything.

Damn, Jeff is such a fun sponge. Hw won't even let me fuck his sister.

At first I thought you were cool but you ended up being a fun sponge.

by Sedia Bonsu December 16, 2007

sponge monkey

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub

mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry

by matt March 7, 2004

Sponge fuck

Sponge fucking is where you get a lot of seamen and soak it up with a sponge, then squeeze it out inside a vagina as a way of artificial insemination

Yesterday, me and my wife Jenifer tried sponge fucking as an alternative to regular sex

by civeret August 17, 2010

The Sponge Bob

a seemingly easy sexual maneuver in which 4-8 men ejaculate onto a womens head. she then rings the remainder of ejaculate out of her hair as if it were a sponge

Hey did you see shaneequa, we totally gave her "The Sponge Bob" the other night

by Corshanomics November 1, 2010