Dirt Spider

A person's asshole.

Dude, you played with her dirt spider?

by raudi933 September 11, 2010

Fiesta Spider

The cute but vicious spider that's featured in many of the later Lol-Comics. It always wears a sombrero and loves Mexican food and if you bring it Chinese food, it will be upset. Often times, even when it's being flushed down a drain, it will yelp out "Fiesta!".

Dude, did you see that spider?! That was crazy...it was wearing a sombrero and it ate all my Mexican food! It looks like it doesn't want anything to do with your Chinese food. I think I heard it say "Fiesta!" too when it was going after my Mexican food! I'm going to call it the "Fiesta Spider"!

by izcool October 29, 2011

Brown Spider

A fart that makes a shit stain in your underwear looking like a spider.

My stomach hurts so bad. I guarantee there’s a shit smelling brown spider in my drawers.

by PeteyPaplo October 21, 2018

Sold my spider

To make a break with the past or with one's home, in preparation for departure

I've sold my spider and lost my friends

by q335r49 June 20, 2009

Shit by Sodexo

The quality of food served at dining halls managed by Sodexo

P: That food was just awful.
M: No, it was shit by sodexo.

by daneit September 17, 2019

spiderbate

When you squish up a bunch of spiders and use them as lubicrant to masturbate with.

Last night, I had the ultimate spiderbate with the help of some ceiling spiders.

by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 6, 2008

The Spider-Man

Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth

I was so busy last night doing the Spider-Man

by SpideyCumGuzzler April 13, 2022