worth a splash

Used to indicate the attractiveness of a female by whether you'd give her a facial or not.

Hey Sandy, look at her she's worth a splash

by VeeTwin November 29, 2007

after splash

To have a shit at such a high velocity, or having it break off early and having the toilet water splash up and get in your ass hole.

Fuck my shit was heavy and small so I got lots of after splash.

by oojuu March 26, 2003

clown splash

The act of shooting a strong stream of urine directly into one's mouth. This act's name is derived from the carnival game "clown splash" where contestants shoot a water gun into a clown's mouth which blows up a balloon.

She opened her mouth and closed her eyes for the surprise. However, she didn't anticipate the clown splash which drenched her mouth and face as she winced away in shock and disgust.

by A-Bomber April 14, 2008

450 splash

Wrestling move that can only be performed from the top rope in wich a wrestler flips forward in such a way, that his body describes a 450 degree angle only to land over his opponent (splashing him).

Paul London and Jeff Hardy do incredible 450 splashes.

The 450 splash must be seen to fully understand it (words don't do it justice).

by HMS December 31, 2004

dick splash

An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina

Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"

by CH256 September 12, 2014

Smash and Splash

The act of masterbating while taking a shit

Eddie was so busy @ work he had to smash and splash to relieve tension.

by ECARs 2.0 March 11, 2009

ScrewFace Stinger Splash

Mouth stabbing until the point of regurgitation. Once regurgitation is achieved the man collects the regurge form off off his phallaginal region an proceeds to smack and reinsert regurge back into the oral cavity of mouth stabbee.
Repeat process until desired regurges have been achieved.

Did you get on the ropes and in all the corners?
I DID give Monica one helleva screwface stinger splash!

by Pregnant People July 5, 2010