eye spam

The opposite of eye candy. Visually unpleasing. Fugly.

Jennifer: Wow, Matt is so cute, talk about eye candy, he is a sexy beast.
Dick and John: What are we eye spam?

by Donna S March 27, 2008

SPAM SLATS

The same as piss flaps

I shagged a fit girl last night. She had exquisite spam slats

by bazils September 9, 2009

Name spamming

Name spamming is the act of putting a definition of your name on urban dictionary that explains how amazing anybody with that name is.

Almost every name has been a victim of name spamming, except for henry.

by fooster1012 April 24, 2013

Spamming wizard

A person using some form of social media (more so Skype), to intentionally bug, harass, or just simply entertain someone by posting exceptionally large amounts of images from scrolling the internet.

Damn it, some spamming wizard has hacked my bloody Snapchat and spammed all these pics.

by DuTcH DoG April 21, 2018

Bottom spam

Often when a bottom is talking via communication services like Discord or text, they will spam random letters and/or numbers.
some opt to smash the entire keyboard at once or use a few letters.

"Hey, I liked your dress!"
"asfkskskfkskfkskfks thanks"
"haha bottom spam"

by simply helpful July 21, 2022

spam emails

a crappy email/emails sent from scammers and companies that want humans extinct that usually is stored in the receiver's spam folder.

She was scared that she will be flooded with spam emails when she became famous, but its not a big deal................

by LPG_Gas October 12, 2017

Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.

Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."

by hmcdesq December 6, 2022