Jewish Sober

Only drinks alcohol or takes drugs when it’s free.

Bartender: That’ll be 7’99
Me: Sorry I’m Jewish sober

by Benethemanbat July 10, 2025

Stay Sober

A saying used by D’Aydrian Harding because he doesn't want his viewers to follow bad habits.

D’Aydrian Harding fan: Yo D’Aydrian I'm Insert years sober because of your content!

D’Aydrian Harding: Let's take a picture!

D’Aydrian Harding: Remember guys, always Stay Sober!

by I'm a LeBonBon Glazer! March 22, 2025

sober cringe

'sober cringe' is a literal idiom for avoiding cringe at all costs, that means that sb. with 'sober cringe' will intentionally block every single cringey item he/she sees at instant.

" Mark is sober cringe. He literally hates and avoids cringe at all costs. Mad respect. "

by Those Nuts November 16, 2023

Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)

My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

by colonrae May 28, 2015

OBX Sober

Constantly double faded

I never goto work till i'm OBX Sober

by 0ldN3ws July 1, 2021

Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.

“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett

by Shandon November 29, 2021

sinaloa sober

To be sober from alcohol, limiting yourself to only weed & coke.

Dude I thought you were sober, what are you doing in the bathroom every five minutes? "Bumps and Beanie Rips, I'm Sinaloa sober, and need some vices in my life.

by El el fetches June 5, 2022