pennsylvania sober

Pennsylvania Sober is when someone doesn’t drink or smoke weed, but they do speedballs out the ass and get incarcerated

“dude im not cali sober, im pennsylvania sober”

*blocks them immediately*

by isyourmomthere December 12, 2024

silicon valley sober

when someone is sober but still takes adderall

jim: want to go get a drink after work?
john: no i'm silicon valley sober now

by lexi3467 April 20, 2025

Indiana Sober

Indiana Sober is huffing nitrous oxide and listening to John Cougar Mellancamp on repeat

We've lost him. He's been Indiana Sober for years and he ain't changing.

by Lombard King October 10, 2025

Sober

Sober is just not black out drunk

I am sober because I can stand up without falling down

I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap

by Plymuni23 October 5, 2023

Sober October

Some bitch-made shit suburban dudes do to appease the other bitch made people around them.

Involves refraining from drugs and alcohol for one month and the doing that shit the other eleven

- Horge: Haven’t seen Schmirby this month

-Zaring: This that Sober October month he act like bitch

by Ohhhohhh September 23, 2023

Stay Sober

A saying used by D’Aydrian Harding because he doesn't want his viewers to follow bad habits.

D’Aydrian Harding fan: Yo D’Aydrian I'm Insert years sober because of your content!

D’Aydrian Harding: Let's take a picture!

D’Aydrian Harding: Remember guys, always Stay Sober!

by I'm a LeBonBon Glazer! March 22, 2025

Berlin Sober

When you're avoiding alcohol completely, but continuing to take any and all other drugs.

Practiced by millenial party-goers desperately trying to get a handle on their rabid alcoholism, or more intuitively by zoomers who don't drink much anyway.

Actually pretty great.

"Klaus was doing dry January, but I think they've developed a ket addiction"

"Ah they must be going Berlin Sober"

by theloneliestmonk January 6, 2025